Because buttheads are stinky -
not to mention completely unpleasant,
unattractive, unhappy, uninspired,
and lots of other "un"s -
I do solemnly swear to be a decent person.

Yes, I know...
being a ray of sunshine
24-7 is obnoxious,
but I still solemnly pledge
to give regular 'ol decency a shot.
My very best shot.
And not be a butthead.

Congrats! You've taken a very worthwhile pledge. Unless you're a total douche bag, you have a wonderful chance of NOT being a BUTTHEAD! Stick that chest out!



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