Butts stinking up your day? Blow off steam — or their stinky farts as it were — and get crafty! Bridget Franckowiak and I created these fun little patterns just for this very purpose!

See more of Bridget's handiwork here:
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5547170

And hey, if you're not a stitch pro, just check out these links!
www.yarntree.com/007BEGIN.htm
&
www.wikihow.com/Cross-Stitch

The patterns are free but this site wasn't. To help $upport JustOnePepsi, you can purchase shirts and other fun stuff here. And thanks for your stank-less patronage.